Standing in line at the quickie Mart...

Behind this guy buying condoms and cough drops... I think to myself, man this guy is fucking sick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GnuckleHead
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2016
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A quickie [dadjoke] in bed. (SFW)

After a long and grueling day with our 2-year-old son mastering the art of the tantrum, my wife and I finally hit the hay.

Me: "Ahhh, bed."

Wife: "It's the beddiest bed in the world."

Me: "I couldn't have said it any bedder myself."

  • First dadjoke post for me, be gentle. :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/everymanDan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2014
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Please God, Let this be original...

A man walks into a diner and sits down. The waitress approached him and asks him what he would like. The man replies: β€œI want a quickie!” The waitress tells him that what he said is very rude and to be serious. The man asks for a quickie again. The waitress gets mad and walks away. 5 minutes later she comes back and says: β€œSir, last chance. What do you want?” The man says β€œI want a quickie!” The man behind him turns around and says: β€œUh, sir? Yeah, I believe it’s pronounced QUICHE.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AutisticPotato13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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