Today me and a few friends were queueing at a canteen at our university but they'd run out of forks so everyone in the queue didn't have one. When one of the serving staff realised he apologised and went along the queue handing out forks to everyone. I promptly said "At least someone gives a fork round here".
It wasn't appreciated.
In Kuwait
It was a great punch-line.
A Feline
A barberqueue
For some reason, people are dying to get in there
It's got a terrible paunch line.
They are just waiting their turn.
but it skips b c d e f g h I j k l m n o and p
People are dying to get in there.
Theyβre waiting for their turn
Itβs an LGBT Queue
Pho queue?
...right in front of a house where thereβs a huge party going on. He walks in and notices that the party is somewhat divided. Thereβs a clear distinction between the people waiting for the bathroom and the people queued up for drinks, etc.
Considering the urgency of the bathroom queue, he walks over to the drinks table and asks everyone there if they wouldnβt mind helping him push his car to get it started. They agree but even with the full might of several people, the car doesnβt budge. He thanks them for trying and they all head back inside.
A little while later, the doorbell rings. The man sees the host open the door to the largest pizza guy heβs ever seen. The behemoth is holding 15 pizzas with one hand, a pallet of buffalo wings with the other, with a keg strapped to each shoulder. The man jumps up and asks the pizza guy for his help pushing the car. He agrees and they head to the street.
With barely one touch of a pinky on one hand, the car lurches forward and starts right up. The man drives off, waving behind him and yelling a quick, βThank you.β
As he catches sight of the party fading into the distance, he says to himself...
βThank goodness for the delivery because that punch line sure is weak.β
It's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.
Weretheydefinitelybeforeus?
It's a Fe line.
There's always a queue.
It was a Barbie queue.
...it was a big Phα» queue.
Please form an orderly, orderly, orderly queue.
He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.
Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.
As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.
A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.
When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,
βExcuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?β
βItβs simple, maβam.β he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. βIβm surprised you havenβt discovered for yourself.β
Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.
βYa see, maβam? The real_jokeβs always in the condiments!"
The punchline is in the title
Because he was trying to get Ahead
They said, "You can't come in, we're full."
I said, "I'll come back when you're hungry then."
Cucumber Batch.
It was a terrible punch line.
Then the owner came out giving free burgers and hotdogs to everybody there.
It was the best barber queue ever!
The queue-cumber!
So mind your pees in queues.
That was the punch line.
It didn't take long, but it went on for Miles and Miles.
But those letters aren't silent, they're just waiting their turn
They must be waiting for their turn.
Theyβre just waiting their turn...
They are waiting for their turn.
Because the other letters are waiting in line.
Because the other letters are waiting in line.
They're just waiting their turn.
One for the sound and the rest are waiting their turn.
