Quarreling Puns

A list of puns related to "Quarreling"

I once saw two men quarreling because both claimed that his family name is Fuck and the other is lying. After seeing their IDs, I found out that only one man was telling the truth, the one with the first name What.

What, the actual Fuck.

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👤︎ u/Sodrohu
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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In the midst of a quarrel, the acute angle says to the obtuse angle ...

Let's meet in the middle and we can both be right.

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👤︎ u/bringdirt
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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I heard there was quarrel between Carbon alloys

I bet it was graphite.

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👤︎ u/cbsxact7
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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The best advice for a coral quarrel

Keep your friends close and your anenomes closer

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👤︎ u/zatch17
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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