Pygmies Puns

A list of puns related to "Pygmies"

What do you get if you cross elephant dung and a pygmy?

A little shit about 3 ft. tall

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👤︎ u/PensionNo8124
📅︎ May 05 2021
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I ate a Pygmy Stallion once,

My voice is still a little horse

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👤︎ u/Jedi_Llama154
📅︎ Jul 28 2018
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Johnny is in class learning about animals and the teacher asks, “can anyone tell me what other name for dwarf goats go by?” Johnny’s hand shot up:

Ooh ooh Pygmy!! Pygmy!!

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👤︎ u/Evilmd
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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