This morning I climbed up to the beehive in my yard and used putty to block the exit.

It was unbeeleavable

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👤︎ u/haymalb
📅︎ May 24 2019
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A few days ago my next door neighbours glass fell out of the window frame in the living room.

They called a company who came out to replace the glass, it happened again two days later so the company came back again and replaced it. My neighbour asked why it was happening and the company told him that it was happening a lot in the area, and that a local animal was eating the putty we use to hold the glass in. My neighbour asked him what kind of animal could possibly do that??? He said yes it’s a cat..... A putty cat......

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👤︎ u/Funkcanna
📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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My wife’s unintentional dad joke.

Me: Sanding dry wall putty, as I prep a room to paint

Wife: Walks in and says, “It looks like everything is going smoothly”

Me: “Yeah, but It started off a little rough”

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👤︎ u/Beergelden
📅︎ Mar 25 2018
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My brother and I had to help my dad install a new door.

My brother is not the most handy person so my dad told him to apply the adhesive putty to the concrete, an easy task.

Dad: You're doing a great job with that. Me: Woah. Calm down with the praise. You don't want him to get caulky.

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📅︎ Dec 29 2013
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