I was named after my dad

Because I couldn’t possibly have been named before him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsplanty
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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Someone told me "you believe in god? No way!"

And I was like "Yahweh"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quafflethewaffle
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Isaac was helping Abraham to build a gaming PC.

They found all the parts that they needed on online, and we're ready to order. Right before Abraham hit the Checkout button, Isaac reviewed the contents of the order:

Isaac: "Dad, you're missing the memory."

Abraham: "God will provide the RAM."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IdonJuanTatalya
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