Or do you not give a crap
but everyone was occupied
Because I'm not a party pooper.
you could say it's a stalling tactic.
Because if you waited just a minute longer it would be too farty.
You might even say she was stalling.
My dad (57) and I (17) were washing our hands after taking care of business in the public restroom of our local grocery store. The sinks were automatic, the kind you don't have to touch. After wetting my hands and getting some soap, my sink shut off and his kept running. I could not get mine to turn back on as he rinsed his mitts. As I struggle to get it back on by waving my hands my dad grabs some paper towel and looks at me with the most serious expression and he says "Ever feel like you're... Invisible?" Then giggles like a schoolgirl out the door.
Dad walks into a crowded restroom, let's say after a movie, he's clearly going to have to wait to use a toilet. Dad says
NEXT!
Every god damn time
Dad: "Ah. This is where all the pricks hang out."
