After the doctor finished up with my prostrate exam the nurse came in and said three words I didnβt want to hear...
βWho was that?β
The statistician realized that he almost certainly has prostrate issues.
Because his pee value was really small.
Two travelers are lost in the woods when they come across a man lying in their path.
One says, βWeβre saved! We can ask him for directions!β His friend, however, had a somber expression on his face.
βDoesnβt something seem off to you about this man?β he replies, gesturing to the figure lying prostrate on the road before them.
βWhat do you mean?β said the first, confusion splayed across his features.
βI mean we canβt trust a thing he says. Heβs a pathological lier.β