I have the best prostrate doctor.

Every time he examines me, he puts both hands on my shoulders to comfort me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Lie prostrate before Him.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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After the doctor finished up with my prostrate exam the nurse came in and said three words I didn’t want to hear...

β€œWho was that?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wellzy33
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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The statistician realized that he almost certainly has prostrate issues.

Because his pee value was really small.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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Two travelers are lost in the woods when they come across a man lying in their path.
         One says, β€œWe’re saved! We can ask him for directions!” His friend, however, had a somber expression on his face.
          β€œDoesn’t something seem off to you about this man?” he replies, gesturing to the figure lying prostrate on the road before them.
          β€œWhat do you mean?” said the first, confusion splayed across his features.
          β€œI mean we can’t trust a thing he says. He’s a pathological lier.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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I had a tumor that made it uncomfortable to lie on my back, so I had to sleep face down.

Doc said it was prostrate cancer.

Guess I'm prone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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