Did you hear about the two guys who were prosecuted for plagiarizing a 1920’s German artist’s work?
They went to jail because de stijl.
Did you hear about the guy who went into the Everglades, found this huge sea-cow thing and beat it to death with the oar of his boat?
They're prosecuting him for crimes against a manatee.
An innocent father was prosecuted for lining his kids up and beating them with his bare hands.
"There was no punchline, your honor."
How did the pasta get away with murder?
The prosecution had gnocci witnesses
The prosecuting attorney would lose every trial because he was too namby-pamby...
He had a lack of conviction that led to a lack of conviction.
Where does the Prosecution Team go for Lunch? imgur.com/tl82zt6
Everyone needs to calm down about these solid H2O prosecutions.
It's just ice.
The prosecution in the pistorius case has come forward with new evidence
The defence is stumped
A man got his back severely injured last Tuesday
In court, defense won. Prosecution did have anything to back up their claims
Big bird was denied bail.
The prosecution said he was a flight risk.
