Why donβt British people pronounce Tβs
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I hate that sauce nobody can pronounce the name of
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︎ Dec 26 2021
How do you pronounce bourgeoisie?
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︎ Nov 13 2021
Why do British people pronounce the word "British" as "Bri-ish"
It's simple , they like to drink 't'
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︎ Nov 01 2021
Uranus pronunciation: Some people pronounce it URINE-us, some people pronounce it ur-ANUS.
In this debate, you're either a #1 or a #2.
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︎ Oct 26 2021
Dinosaur names are unnecessarily complicated and difficult to pronounce.
My 5-year old is constantly correcting me.
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︎ Aug 29 2021
Who do British people pronounce the word as Bri ish?
Because they drank all the tea
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Why do British people not pronounce their t's?
They've drunken all of it already.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
My mom said I should pronounce 'wrong' with the 'w'.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
How do you pronounce β©2000 in English?
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︎ Oct 09 2020
People say I pronounce my bβs and vβ like a Russian...
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︎ Mar 28 2019
How do you pronounce the acronym for the Second Home Habitation Helpers?
"SHHH"
"What - I'm just trying to ask a question!"
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︎ May 14 2020
I hear people from Illinois get mad when you pronounce the S,
It really ill-annoys them.
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︎ Oct 01 2014
A group of friends are heading through Louisville and a debate ensues as to how to pronounce the name of the city.
One says it's Lewis-Ville. The next one says the locals say Lew-ville and the last one says they say Lewie-ville. After arguing for a few minutes they see a place to get some lunch. They all agree it would be great to hear how the locals pronounce the name of their city. They all go up to the counter and one says, could you tell me where we are and please say it slowly. BURR-GURR-KIIING!!!
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︎ Mar 26 2020
not only is it a pun based on the song "Can't Hold Us" by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, it's also a good reminder on how to pronounce the word coelacanth (seeΒ·luhΒ·kanth)!
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︎ Jul 25 2019
If Russians pronounce B's as V's
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︎ Jul 19 2019
Why do you pronounce βqueueβ as βqβ?
Because the other letters are waiting in line.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Do you pronounce the capital of Louisiana new orlens or new orleens?
I pronounce it Baton Rouge
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︎ Jun 17 2018
How do you pronounce "nihilism"?
Eh, never mind, it doesn't matter
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︎ Sep 29 2017
My friend can't pronounce his Rs, so his butler stopped providing him with red wine.
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︎ Jan 23 2019
"You know you pronounce .gif as 'jif', right?" -coworker
"I don't believe you. I'm Joojling it." -me
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︎ Aug 17 2017
Have you heard the people who pronounce 'Pangea' with a hard 'g' instead of the soft one?
For the confused, I'm talking about consonantal drift.
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︎ Jan 31 2017
Conniving. The act of not knowing how to pronounce the word "knife."
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︎ Jun 15 2017
Southerners pronounce Aunt "Aint"
We were over at my dad's sister's house (We'll call her Sophie)
My dad asked us (My sister and I): "Do you know whose house are we at?"
My sister: "Aint Sophie's"
Dad: "Well then whose is it?"
Me: Facepalm with slight chuckle
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︎ Aug 20 2013
How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-is-vil or Loo-e-vul?
Frankfort
My dad just got me; he's been at it for 30 years
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︎ Apr 04 2015
Why does everyone pronounce Chimpanzeds the American way?
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︎ Feb 25 2016
How to pronounce Uranus
Whenever someone pronounces Uranus like "urANUS," my dad is quick to tell anyone who will listen that it is pronounced "URuhnus," and that "it's not any more your anus than it is my anus!"
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︎ Sep 12 2015
How to pronounce 'scythe'
So last night at dinner, I was discussing with my brother the pronunciation of the letter 'y' in the word 'scythe.'
Me: "It's pronounced scythe!" (Sounds like eye)
Brother: "No, it's scythe!" (Like sith)
Me: "Mom, as an English major how is it pronounced?"
Dad: "I don't think the British know that much about Star Wars."
Me: "Mother, why did you marry him?"
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︎ Mar 09 2015
Why canβt the British people pronounce βTβ?
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︎ Oct 21 2021
Why don't British people pronounce the T in British?
Because they already drank all the T!
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Why do we pronounce it βBriβishβ?
Because we drank the tea!
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Why cant bri'ish people pronounce t?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Wanna know why british people donβt pronounce the t in british?
Because they drank it all
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Why do you pronounce "queue" as "q"?
Because the other letters are waiting in line.
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︎ Sep 04 2019
"How do you pronounce your last name?"
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