Why did the scarecrow get the job promotion?
He was outstanding in his field.
My wife was a captain in the Army Reserve. She told me she had a promotion and asked me to attend the ceremony. I don’t know much about the Army,
...but I understand this promotion was a major ordeal.
I walked into my boss' office to tell him I'd like to be considered for a promotion.
I sat in the chair and said, "Boss, I want a higher position."
"Well, if you push that lever," he said, pointing by my legs, "the chair will go up."
Gatorade should run some kind of charity promotion where they raise funds to help preserve endangered species of alligator.
Why did the sporting goods employee get denied a promotion?
I got a promotion at the crematorium.
My boss told me I urned it.
Sorry for self promotion.
I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
My local bakery has a martial arts promotion going on
They allow you to take-one-dough.
My buddy Jesus got promoted to a supervisory position and I got to choose the music for his promotion party.
I went with "Your Own Personnel Jesus"
I was all set to celebrate my promotion at work when my son came home and said he was voted king of his class...
He really reigned on my parade.
Somebody give a promotion to the person writing these descriptions.
I got a promotion at the ladder company
You could say I’m stepping up in the world.
A French guy was telling his American friend how he just had got a promotion...
"Nice" - the American guy said. Then the French guy replied:
"What does my hometown has to do with it?"
I got a big promotion! I'm now the Electronic Innovation and Entertainment Information Officer for Elderly McDonald's Agricultural Enterprises.
I can't wait to put E.I.E.I.O. on my resume!
Why did the milk bottle get a promotion?
Our neighborhood roofing business is having a great promotion right now.
If you buy a roof, it’s on the house.
I just got a promotion as Director at the Old MacDonald farm.
A colon got a promotion at work.
They call him the ascending colon.
To attract new visitors, the Museum of Natural History ran a promotion where they gave away actual dinosaur vertebrae from their collection.
Everyone was taken aback.
Did you hear about the monkey's promotion?
He's the new branch manager
My friend just got a huge promotion at the pickle factory...
Turns out, he's a pretty big dill.
I'm happy I'm getting a promotion at work, but sad I'm going to have to shave my beard.
Today I got my dad and a job promotion.
>Me: Dad, I just got a new job and the only applicants were me, myself, and I.
>Dad: So you were the best candidate.
>Me: Well no, Me and Myself declined the job, so of course I took it.
I am to young to be a dad.
Why was the scarecrow given a promotion?
Because he was out-standing in his field
I was doing promotion work and handing out chocolates
Approached a middle aged couple and as I was handing the man some he gave me his best Al Bundy impression
Me: "Any allergies?"
Man points to his wife "only to her"
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I got a promotion at the farm
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