Projectors. (x-post from tumblr)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naggers123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2013
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Why did the old projector cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

I'm sixteen... the dad-ification process is starting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spielmeister456
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2014
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Wife got me with a jungle themed joke (Long-ish)

So we’ve got this FisherPrice Projector Mobile thing that projects a rotating imaging onto the ceiling. (Very nice little thing, highly suggest for babies)

Anyways... We’ve got it set up in the living room and Wife, Son, and I are laying on the ground in the dark watching it go round and round. It’s Jungle Themed, so a lion, elephant giraffe, tiger, a few monkeys, and so on...

We’re pointing out the different animals to Son and he’s repeating a few words here and there... When he starts waving and saying β€œHi” as a new animal rotates in.

So Wife goes, β€œHere comes the Lion. Can you say Hi to the Lion?”

And Son waves and says β€œHi!” and giggles.

Wife: β€œAnd there’s an Elephant! Can you Hi to the Elephant?”

Son: β€œHi... toots”

Wife: β€œYes! Toots! And here’s the next animal. Can you wave to the tiger?”

Son: β€œHi!”

Wife: β€œThat’s the β€˜Hi of the Tiger’”

Me: β€œ... πŸ’€ πŸ’€ πŸ’€β€

Wife: β€œYou love me... Look Son! A Zebra!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Desdomen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Get the handcuffs, Officer
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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This might go over the heads of some of the kids on here (x-post from /r/funny)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Falling_earbuds
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2013
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My boss dropped this one...

Customer: "I was talking to you guys about hanging a projector via email."

Boss: "How can you do that over email?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VitalFroogle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2013
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History teacher gets it

Had a Junior High School history teacher that just happened to have the same first name as me. We were setting up a projector for a presentation and he dropped it, breaking the bulb. He sent me for a new bulb and I came back just in time to hear him tell another student that "Bydawee broke it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bydawee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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