Here's a programming joke for y'all
How did the founder of the tech company build his company's campus?
By calling the Constructor():
The depressed programmer says "goodbye world"
Sorry
If you have any comp-sci/coding puns, share them please
Throw away because there's too good of a chance that my friend will find this.
My friends birthday is comming up, and we've been really good friends for a while. He likes programming a lot. I do as well, but I'm not nearly as good or motivated.
I want to get him a bracelet engraved with a line of code on it. I want it to be somewhat meaningful but cyriptic/complicated enough that he's not embarassed to wear it in public if he wanted too.
We've beenreally good friends for 6 years at this point, and he's been my emotional support lately through some tough times. Though we have no plans, we're entering the stage in our lives where we could easily be seperated from our daily lives. It maybe sappy but I want to get him a token of our friendship.
He's hard to please, and this is best idea I can come up with, though I'm not clever enough to pull it off.
His preferd language of choice is Java. I only know the basics of it.
I can only think of somthing like:" while(hellTemp > 0){friendship = True;} "
But that doesnt feel clever enough and too obvious.
it doesnt have to have to be directly referencing our friendship but could maybe be more general to help with it seeming to sappy.
Please give it your best shot!
My computer science teacher is looking for puns to put all around the school for Valentine's Day. Do you guys have any ideas?
Post your best programming/coding jokes and puns!
I am graduating from college with a degree in computer science this week and I would love to have my cake display some programming humor that only I will inevitably understand.
What is your best joke?
BallPointerException (NullPointerException) is over 12 characters, and so is PointerException (similar to the name (ball)Point Pen, where the ball image itself is the word ball).
What I can think of is .Exception or .erException, where "." is point.
A few years ago I began college and frequented programming classes. I wasn't the best at it but I had no problem doing the tasks we were given.
There was one girl that was pretty bad. She didn't understand some of the easiest things, which was understandable because she never did programming in highschool.
After classes I told her that I would like to help her understand the basics since I saw her struggling and she was really happy about it.
At the moment we lived in a campus and I had 3 roommates. One day I was alone in the room and I thought: "this is the perfect opportunity to help my new friend". I write her the following message: "Heey, my roommates are not here. I am going to take a shower and after that you can come over and we can do something".
After that message I get no more answers. Only few weeks later we managed to clarify the situation.
Tl;dr: Wanted to help a girl with programming. Made her believe that I want to have sex with her.
Edit: woah, this blew up! I loved reading all the programming puns. You all made my evening, cool people! To answer some of the questions: Yes, we are still good friends. No, I did not intend in any way to say that.. I really was that oblivious and I didn't put much thought in the message. For me it was obvious from the context that I was refering to programming. Finally, I actually said that in my native language, but the text pretty much translates the same way. :D
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Will Targaryen children born to blood-relatives (AKA anyone doing a Targaryen playthrough faithful to the lore) risk looking deformed due to the updated character models and how they “warp” when they come from a lineage of incest? Or is there a way for the devs to disable that for member of the Targaryen seed? (biology/programming pun intended)
I want to learn a programing language that can help me with hacking but i dont know what language to chose.whats a good starting language by your experience.
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Meaning do the Reapers still think they were right in harvesting the countless species they did and if they came across a fully organic species again (either from outside the Galaxy or a species that evolved in our galaxy after the crucible was used) would they potentially harvest that species?
Having a hard time learning/ getting my head around it and wouldn't say I'm enjoying it, just finding it frustrating, is it meant to be enjoyable right away?
I Guess most things aren't enjoyable in the learning stage?
Hello, i am 22M and am self learning python and SQL along with other stuff in hopes of entering the in demand job market.
So my question is...are data analysis/programing in demand in spain specific madrid or barcelona?
Also i am learning spanish on my own and plan to keep learning until i am fluent, are the jobs english speaking or is it mostly spanish?
Also does anyone know the average salary in spain?
EDIT: i have a bachelor degree in business and administration
EDIT 2: i got my degree from hungary and i am choosing Spain because i love the culture food and people
So I made a programing language in python to learn. It's called 'CupScript' don't ask why I named it that. I followed a 3-year-old tutorial but changed a lot of things to keep it not so similar to that and added a lot of other stuff. I learned a lot of things about how an interpreter works and it was fun.
it's obviously not a full language but it can do some pretty cool stuff I made a whole example file showing all the functionality
I am thinking of remaking it in c++ but IDK maybe if I can as I am not that good at it.
you can check it out and give it a try and tell me what I missed and should add.
With the new lore from Ash, I’ve been a bit confused with how the whole simulacrum program work since. Ash didn’t know she was Ashleigh Reid (iirc) until Horizon used the codes on her. So I’ve been wondering how that compares to Revenant, did he think he was still just Kaleb Cross or did the programing make him assume the whole murderbot persona was all he was?
It’s really conflicting, especially with the trailer showing him do things no man could do, yet you also see him “shaving” as if he was still human.
EDIT2: found word, just having trouble changing flare, thanks to anyone who helped me
I can't think of the word and I need the exact word I was thinking of, I have dyspraxia so nothing else is working and I really need to finish my essay, I've tried searching up synonyms and just can't find it.
EDIT: similar to how creativity is a noun that means something artistic and imaginative, sorry if I'm not explaining this well
Was doing the lovely BA weapon grind on Nessus and was fighting the Cabal enemy, when I had a public event for Spire Integration came on and I heard a new spin on a well-known voice line.
Failsafe said "A Vex construction project! Their persistence is...inspiring."
To which Ghost replied with "I...did they program puns...nevermind."
I have never heard this take on the normal Public Event line before and it made me laugh a bit, so I thought I'd share.
Well it's complex but think it in terms of a LOT of very small simple problems, its the only way to stay sane. Celebrate each little win and try not to worry about how far you have to go. Try not to worry about what is ahead (that's why we have project managers), concentrate on the present. You may even say be mindful, a bit of mindfulness;).
O and remember to breathe, always remember to breathe.
Has anyone heard anything about when the CVAP program will get more funding?
I go on Reddit every day and see a lot of success stories about self-taught programmers, that's really great because those stories motivate me a lot.
BUT, I personally know fair many people who drop their CS major and give up at courses like TOP because they simply lost in programing. And the reason why they began wasting their time was money and those stories. The titles like, 30 years old getting a job without programing experience, single mom of two become front end developer become pretty common nowadays, and I believe meanwhile those stories/tittle encourages others a lot, they are also misleading and put a wrong faith in a lot of people.
Of course, we only share our victories, not losses, that's why I think it's dangerous if we just blindly listen to success stories. There is almost no one posting about how they give up and that they realize programming is just not for them.
Just be clear... I don't mean to discourage anyone, but I just think that everyone should be careful when taking majors/ deciding to switch to the programming field.
Programing is great, but it's not for everyone.
