I finally got funding for my dictionary based stage production, "Pun: A Play On Words"
What do you call a factory that makes ok products?
What's the name of a dairy product that isn't yours?
The broom manufacturing company is altering their entire production line.
The manager says they're making sweeping changes.
I'm developing a line of Star Wars themed snacks. My first product is...
Chewie Granola Bars (fur coating optional.)
I walked into a fast food restaurant, placed my order, and took my empty cup to the fountain drink dispenser. I was shocked to see both Cocacola and Pepsi products being sold.
Finally, a true bipartisan-sip.
After an unsuccessful harvest, a farmer decided to change careers to music production.
He had a tonne of sick beets.
I got a job making Dracula plastic dolls.There was only 2 of us on the production line so......
......I had to make every second Count!
Why are poker champions bad at making paper products?
I’m directing a movie set in the late 19th century about the evolution of feminine hygiene products.
Why don't Chinese products come with a knife?
Corners have already been cut
I briefly was product tester for L’Oreal and REI at the same time.
What do you call it when actors spy on each other’s productions?
A Baker finds out that 10% of his bread is molded. Did all of his product get discarded?
No, but one bun in ten did.
I had a terrible dream that I was surrounded by shrubs that were blossoming pork products.
I woke in a cold sweat yelling “it’s a hambush!”
What meat product should only be sold in packs of 3, 5, or 7?
A friend of mine worked at a production line for a toy factory, producing Dracula dolls. Shortly before Halloween, demand was high, but he only had one colleague.
So he had to make every second Count.
Kellogg's CEO arrested after cancelling products in development
I guess he turned into a cereal killer
My pirate game didn't work on Apple products...
Have you heard about the new movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet...
Breaking: local wig store robbed of 200+ products.
Police are combing the area.
I met a foreigner named Hockspitter.
What’s the most productive shape?
A prosthetic company made really good products. but charged absurdly high prices for them.
Might as well have been charging people an arm and a leg.
Did you hear about the Mandalorian’s new range of bodybuilding nutritional products?
Don't work in a rapid-production glue factory
Unless you like a fast-paste environment.
Why are vampires very bad Product Managers?
Because they refuse to meet with stake holders
What product helps a father stick around through the entirety of a child’s development.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Also, a great Linux shell.
Meta: this is me hyper as all-get-out beacuse am I hyperactive,
What do you call a police dog that has done a satisfactory job?
Apple just announced a new product geared towards Pirates.
Why did consumer confidence in Apple products take a hit?
Because a few bad apples spoil the bunch.
Apple is coming out with a revolutionary new product that tells you a dad joke at the push of a button.
It's going to be called the iRoll.
Where do they make mediocre products?
Which state is known for its famous production of small fruits?
Minneapolis.
Hope you enjoyed my first ever dad joke, drive save everybody!
Fighting a cold so I stayed home to rest yesterday. Coughed up a lot of mucus.
Turned out to be a productive day!
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