Probator Puns

A list of puns related to "Probator"

The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.

She took plea A.

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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I was convicted of feloniously inept dancing, and the probation officer said I was a high risk for recidivism.

But then I did the hokey-pokey, and I turned myself around.

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👤︎ u/M4sterofD1saster
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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Passed Probation

*"Hey dad, I passed probation at <Company I recently started at> today" *

"Does that mean you get some days off for good behaviour?"

"No, but it does mean that they can't fire me at will"

"Who is Will? "

Walked right into that one...

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👤︎ u/PhoneCar
📅︎ Oct 31 2013
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Why did the judge allow the proctologist’s testimony?

It was probative

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👤︎ u/closet_transformer
📅︎ May 01 2019
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