Probate Puns

A list of puns related to "Probate"

Why did Rudolph get put on scholastic probation?

He went down in history.

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👤︎ u/beezkneezsneez
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.

She took plea A.

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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I was convicted of feloniously inept dancing, and the probation officer said I was a high risk for recidivism.

But then I did the hokey-pokey, and I turned myself around.

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👤︎ u/M4sterofD1saster
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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Why was the guitar on probation?

He was a SexOFender

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👤︎ u/_Hexer
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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Passed Probation

*"Hey dad, I passed probation at <Company I recently started at> today" *

"Does that mean you get some days off for good behaviour?"

"No, but it does mean that they can't fire me at will"

"Who is Will? "

Walked right into that one...

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👤︎ u/PhoneCar
📅︎ Oct 31 2013
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Why did the judge allow the proctologist’s testimony?

It was probative

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👤︎ u/closet_transformer
📅︎ May 01 2019
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