Did you know that the actor who plays Vizzini from the Princes Bride is an antibiotic?
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What is an Arab Prince's favourite Blues song?
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A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
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Why did the Throne suffocate after the prince's death?
Well the prince was "air" to the throne.
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︎ May 30 2018
TIL: During the Ming dynasty, there were two princes Hu and Yu ready to take over the throne. Hu was older, but a unlucky man.
Hu died and made Yu king.
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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
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︎ Sep 15 2022
If thereβs a king sized mattress and a queen sized mattress, where does the prince sleep?
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︎ Jun 05 2022
One night I paid Β£20 to see Prince
But I partied like it was Β£19.99
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︎ Sep 13 2022
When the prince climbed up Rapunzel's hair and entered the tower
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︎ Oct 05 2022
Courtesy of my dad: You know Prince Charles used to be Prince Albert
until he got out of the can.
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What did King Charles say to his brother Prince Andrew?
"I'm the king of the castle. And you're the dirty rascal".
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︎ Sep 15 2022
Whatβs the proper way to greet an Arab prince?
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︎ Sep 23 2022
What do you call a Saudi prince who sells nutritional supplements
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︎ Aug 20 2022
What shampoo does Prince Charming use?
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︎ Jul 18 2022
What do Prince Andrew, Black-Eyed Peas and Manchester United have in common?
They've all gone to pot since Fergie left
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︎ Aug 16 2022
I was confused when my printer started playing music..
Until I realized the paper was jamming
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︎ Sep 07 2022
I had a strawberry blueberry smoothie while listening to Prince.
I dropped it on the carpet, now I have a purple stain.
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︎ Jul 06 2022
If the father of a prince is being anxious for his kingdom....
....would be be paniking....?
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︎ Jul 01 2022
Did you hear about the prince who got turned into a toad?
He wanted to go infrognito.
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︎ May 24 2022
Apparently Prince Andrew has covid, would jubeleeve it?
It canβt be covid 19 though, as itβs too old for him.
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︎ Jun 05 2022
Prince Charles and Prince William go through constant training for their time on the throne.
But itβs really no surprise that Buckingham Palace has heir conditioning.
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︎ Jun 09 2022
Can I get a little privacy here?
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︎ Jul 24 2022
What do you say to a beautiful pumpkin?
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︎ Oct 06 2022
Whatβs the difference between a prince, an ape and Jada?
An heir apparent, hairy parents and apparently hairless
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︎ Apr 29 2022
Did you hear about the prince who plays poker on the toilet?
He always has a royal flush
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︎ Mar 02 2022
I just asked my kids if they wanted to get something from Dairy King. They said that wasn't a thing! When I heard there was only a Dairy Queen I asked
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︎ Sep 24 2022
Dentist: "You need a crown."
Me: βFinally, someone who understands me."
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︎ May 21 2022
Why Was Pink Floyd So Disappointed When Prince Charles Farted?
Because they breathed, breathed in the heir.
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︎ Mar 26 2022
Prince Hamlet was playing jeopardy
2B or !2B - is the question.
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Reflecting on Prince Philip death, I was chatting with the Mrs and I said, I know Iβm getting a little older, but I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.
She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beerβ¦.
EDIT: Thanks for the kind awards... My first ever! β€οΈ
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Cher & Madonna got into a huge fight.
Theyβre no longer on first name basis.
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︎ Sep 05 2022
Whatβs the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you canβt tuna fish.
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︎ Sep 10 2022
Prince Andrew will beat all the charges against him.
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︎ Jan 14 2022
Why is the Fresh Prince always drinking Protein Shakes?
Because as everyone knows, where there's a Will, there's a Whey
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︎ Oct 23 2021
How can you tell when Prince Zuko is sick of his uncle's antics?
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︎ Nov 18 2021
What should you never say to an upset grammar nazi?
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︎ Jul 11 2022
After I started having kids, I had to rename my dog Prince Harry
Heβs a little less important after each birth.
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︎ Sep 08 2021
Why did the king have his children executed?
Because he was splitting heirs.
I'll see myself out.
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︎ Jun 14 2022
What's the difference between a beach ball and a prince?
One's thrown in the air, the other's heir to the throne.
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︎ Sep 21 2021
A guy keeps calling me up and singing "prince charming" and "stand and deliver" down the phone to me. I keep telling him to stop calling...
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︎ Jul 02 2021
If Prince was a zombie...
He'd be singing about Purple Brains
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︎ Jul 13 2021
The King sleeps on the king sized bed, the Queen sleeps on the queen sized bed, so where does the Prince sleep?
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︎ Aug 21 2022
Once, I paid $20 to see Prince in concert.
But I partied like it was $19.99.
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