Premeditate Puns

A list of puns related to "Premeditate"

Premeditated murder

If a bunch of crows plan to meet ahead of time is that a premeditated murder?

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👤︎ u/left-shoulder-closed
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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What do you call a killing before yoga practice?

A pre-meditated murder

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👤︎ u/pittybrave
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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What's it called when a Tibetan monk wants to kill a colleague, but needs spiritual preparation first?

A premeditated murder

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👤︎ u/BrotherTausil
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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I went to jail for driving to yoga

They said it was premeditated

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👤︎ u/Vitmal
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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What do you call a potato currently going to school to become a doctor?

a premeditator

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👤︎ u/LeCrowing
📅︎ Dec 12 2018
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A group of ravens chased individual crows until the crows were cornered together

In other words, a conspiracy of ravens premeditated a murder of crows.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ Jul 31 2017
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