Premeditated murder

If a bunch of crows plan to meet ahead of time is that a premeditated murder?

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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What do you call a killing before yoga practice?

A pre-meditated murder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pittybrave
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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What's it called when a Tibetan monk wants to kill a colleague, but needs spiritual preparation first?

A premeditated murder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrotherTausil
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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I went to jail for driving to yoga

They said it was premeditated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vitmal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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What do you call a potato currently going to school to become a doctor?

a premeditator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeCrowing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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A group of ravens chased individual crows until the crows were cornered together

In other words, a conspiracy of ravens premeditated a murder of crows.

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