Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?
What's a chocolate bars preferred gender pronoun?
Some guys are talking about wether they prefer to use urinals or toilets to do their business, then one of the friends say "I sit down when I pee"
Another friend proceeds to curse and weep at the first friend yelling "I though you were a stand-up guy!"
What sort of Birthday cake do ghost prefer?
I prefer eating my vegetables in silence.
I just want some peas and quiet.
My sister prefers taking the stairs, but I always take the elevator.
I guess..we are raised differently.
Why do companies prefer people with only one arm instead of people with both arms?
Because people with only one arm can do everything single-handedly
My wife showed me two quilts and asked me which one I preferred.
I said, “I refuse to make blanket statements.”
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.
My wife and I were shopping for clothes at the department store when she asked, "Do you prefer boxers or briefs?"
Why do most people prefer Englishmuffins over French ones?
The french ones give you the runs
Draco Malfoy's preferred way to get to the dungeons? SLYTHERIN!
What kind of wheat does the Pink Panther prefer?
Durum durum durum durum durum durum durum duruuummmm
I usually prefer electric appliances
But after seeing my dirty underwear I think I prefer my gas dryer.
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think it’s because we were raised differently
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
I’m tired of defending myself for being an anti vaxxer. It’s a personal preference.
I don’t vax my floors. I don’t vax my chest hair, and I certainly don’t vax my legs.
What kind of pizza did the pilot prefer?
What kind of floors do Ghosts prefer in their homes?
Bam-Boo floors.
Happy Halloween to all!
I like people like I like my tea....
Never ask anyone whether they prefer New York City or Syracuse.
That's comparing apples to oranges.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
What kind of ethnic food do witches prefer?
I had to choose between three cats. The first was super affectionate, like a dog. The second prefers to be alone all the time. I picked the third, whose personality is somewhere in between.
I named him Meat Loaf because he would do anything for love, but he won’t do that.
Why does the army prefer combustion engines?
They're better when youre on petrol
A man was very nervous just before his vasectomy...
...so to stall, he asked the doctor if he preferred to start with the left testicle or the right, to which the doctor replied, I don’t think there’s a vas deferens.
I prefer to use the vacuum cleaner with boxing gloves on
What was the preferred mode of transport for the wizard of Oz?
Please dont call us grammar nazis
We prefer the term "alt-write"
I got fired when I asked a customer if he preferred smoking or non smoking.
Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial".
85% of Muslims prefer their eggs Sunni side up.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
Anyone out there any preference for their favorite island to visit..?
Why do Paladins prefer Chain Mail?
Because it's Holey Armor.
How do you know pirates prefer voluptuous women?
They’re always hollering “a vast bootie!!!”
Where do fans of Disturbed prefer to vacation?
I tried introducting my girlfriend to IPAs but she still prefers Miller Lite
Whenever someone asks me if I prefer maples, elms, or oaks, my response is always the same:
"It's not a poplar tree contest."
What is a chocolate bars preferred gender pronouns?
What are chocolate bars preferred pronouns
My brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
My brother prefers to take the stairs but I prefer the escalator.
I guess we were raised differently.
My twin sister always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess.... we are raised differently.
My wife showed me two quilts, and asked me which one I preferred.
I said, “I refuse to make blanket statements.”
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think it’s because we were raised differently
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