Practises Puns

A list of puns related to "Practises"

Stay inside, practise social distancing and keep clean...

Meow meow meow, we are becoming cats 🐈

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👤︎ u/Rachelsfriendfriend
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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What do you call a canadian prime minister that practises martial arts?

Justin judeau

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👤︎ u/stickyfingerszippers
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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It was Orwell and good in the farm until the animals started practising communism.
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👤︎ u/it_me_a_boi
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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After practising hard finally learned to do a perfect split.

Exact half cake for now and the other exact half after the first finishes.

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👤︎ u/kones_6999
📅︎ Sep 20 2019
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My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, “That’s Superman…”

“Thanks, man, ” he replied, “I’ve been practising it a lot.”

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👤︎ u/DarkSideDweller
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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After practising for 5 years without getting a single booking, I suggested my son's band change their name to 1023mb

They still haven't got a gig, though.

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👤︎ u/CameronFuckedmyPig
📅︎ Nov 17 2016
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If I go bald, I'm going to get rabbits tattooed all over my head.

Because, from a distance, they'll look like hares.

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👤︎ u/mrOsteel
📅︎ Nov 18 2017
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If practice makes perfect...

If practice makes perfect, but many say nobody's perfect, then why practise?

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👤︎ u/GlebtheGoat
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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Doctor: it seems like your cough is getting better

Patient: yeah, I spent all night practising

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👤︎ u/XtremePoisonYT
📅︎ May 04 2018
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Two actors...

are practising a walking out of a room scene. One asks the other if they should film it for later review. The other replies 'no lets just see how we go'

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👤︎ u/jmabbz
📅︎ Jun 13 2014
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My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, "NOT THE KRYPTONITE!" and I said, "That's Superman..."

"Thanks, man," he replied, "I've been practising a lot."

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👤︎ u/Lafuss_tent
📅︎ May 24 2020
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