Licenced Puns

A list of puns related to "Licenced"

To the person who stole my Microsoft office licence ,I will find you

You have my word

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👤︎ u/confused-avocado72
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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My brother has a pilot's licence but only for private flights. So, he put ads all over his plane.

Now he flies commercial.

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👤︎ u/wolfyfancylads
📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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My son finally has his licence!

It took a while but don’t give up. All those driving lessons in all kinds of weather, late at night, early morning. Gritted teeth and white knuckles at near misses, all payed off.

So to celebrate we bought a new car.

It's nice after all that work to finally have something to chauffeur it.

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👤︎ u/midget_clown
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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If a man and woman need a marriage licence, what do two women need?

A liquor licence

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👤︎ u/chrysanthemum_tea
📅︎ May 19 2018
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My dad lost his driving licence the other day and he was in a complaining and grumpy mood

He said "well I'm now a Dav" when i asked him what he meant he replied "I don't have an id anymore"

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👤︎ u/DavidPH
📅︎ Mar 05 2016
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My daughter asked me if I had any guacamole jokes

I said avocado few

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👤︎ u/Wraeth_205
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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Told my dad I needed '00 flour' for baking

"What's the difference? Does it have a licence to mill?" It's an awful joke, but live and let rye.

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👤︎ u/SusanBoyleJr42
📅︎ Nov 21 2016
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