What type of portal collects things?

An aggregate

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👤︎ u/Zaphpath
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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There is a portal I just can't get through.

It's my arch nemesis.

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📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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Goddamnit.... Local news portal
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👤︎ u/lukajda33
📅︎ Dec 03 2017
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Portal Terminology

If cake is a lie, then is vanilla cake a white lie?

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📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Portal: Bridge Constructor suddenly added trading cards. I guess you could say it was...
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📅︎ Apr 16 2018
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When you hit the pillow to go to sleep

It's like a portal to another REM.

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👤︎ u/Kidd-o
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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The only thing flat-earthers have to fear...

Is sphere itself

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👤︎ u/paoerfuuul
📅︎ May 17 2019
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My dadjoke backfired...

So my friend was wearing a fish patterned shirt.

Me: "Hey, nice shirt." Him: "Thanks?" Me: "I'm guessing you're wearing it because you think you're such a great catch." Him: sigh "No, I'm just wearing it for the halibut"

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📅︎ Aug 21 2014
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Got my daughters with this one: Eldest: Dad are you ready to go yet?

Me: Digital Potato.

Youngest: WHAT!?

Eldest: What is that supposed to mean?

Me: iYam.

Bonus: Later that day eldest states she has the urge to replay Portal 2.

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👤︎ u/Skarkroe
📅︎ Mar 29 2014
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