I built a dock for my fishing pond out of hickory wood. It's great, until it gets wet and becomes...
what do you call the choice between walking across a pond vs taking a boat and paddling across?
Did you know every 4th fish in a Koi pond is fake?
The real fish will be labeled A, B, and C.
The fake one will be the D Koi
What did the fisherman say to the fish as he was releasing him back into the pond?
Why did the creek refuse to go out with the pond?
I put a bunch of fake fish in the neighborhood pond
I’ve been chatting with a woman I matched with who lives across the pond in England, and next week I’m finally going to fly out to visit. I’m so excited to immerse myself in British culture..
But most of all I can’t wait to meter.
What do you call a fish wearing a suit?
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I just read the announcement that they will be updating the parking restrictions down by the pond.
All violators will be Toad.
What do Australians say when they see a big, deep pond that they’re really fond of?
Took my kayak down to the pond buy it was only calf deep. I had a big decision to make.
I saw a very suspicious Goose at the Duck Pond today..
I think he was buying Quack
What do you call a fish who where’s a bow tie?
I recorded the fish in my friends pond yesterday.
I thought it would make good stock footage!
Two ducks are sitting in a pond
One duck says "quack".
The other duck says "Hey, I was just going to say that!"
How do you drown a hipster?
What do u call it when James Bond takes a bath?
MY FRIEND KEEPS SAYING “CHEER UP MAN, IT COULD BE WORSE, YOU COULD BE STUCK UNDERGROUND IN A HOLE FULL OF WATER.”
Walking into the house, I announced, "Well, that's that! We can’t take our dog to the pond anymore!" Puzzled, our son asked why, so I continued, "The ducks keep attacking him!"
"I guess that’s what we get for buying a pure bread dog!"
Pretty sure that's not how you carpool.
My family is descended from the ancient Sir Donald of Great Britain. He was gifted a castle and lands that were totally landlocked, without even a fishing pond.
He was a knight without pier.
James Pond's - A View to a Krill
What time did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
What did one fish assure another fish who was not sure if he'd fit in at a pond?
I found an extra-terrestrial in my garden. He was sat next to the pond, wearing a red pointy hat.
It was “E.T. - faux gnome”
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
So, I had to put my foot down.
Why should you never trust a duck in finance?
They're always running pond-zi schemes
Why do koi only travel in groups of four?
It's to protect against predators. When they're attacked, Koi A, B, and C travel in one direction.
The other one is the D koi.
The hotel I am staying at in Hawaii has a Koi fish pond.
Before the pandemic they would let you feed them now they don't. I guess they are worried they will catch... KOIVID
Last night I had a really nice glass of wine. The label said they fermented the grapes in natural oak for 3 months and concrete for two. I asked the host, "why concrete?", but they didn't know.
I said, "I bet it's to cement the flavor."
True story. First post here!
My brother said he wants to park his car in a pond
My friend built a fish pond and asked me to contribute....
I thinks he's trying to be Coy with me.
So there was a pond
There was a koi pond. Now 1/4 koi fish in a pond are fake (this is to ensure their safety) each fish is labeled A koi, B koi, C koi, and the fake one is called Decoy
I can’t bring my dog to the pond anymore, the ducks keep attacking him…
I guess that’s what I get for getting a (pure bread) dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him
That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog
I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because ducks keep attacking him
That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog
I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
I guess that’s what I get for getting a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keeps attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I cant take My dog to the pond anymore cuz the geese keep attacking him.
I guess thats whats I deserve for having a Pure bread dog
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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