What happens when you eat aluminum?
You sheet metal.
My uncle just passed away from accidentally drinking wood varnish
It was a sad way to go, but a beautiful finish.
Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist who got into a brawl?
They fought tooth and nail
I am now a succesful programmer
But back in the days I was a noobgrammer
My dad always used to say the same thing everytime we ate at a restaurant when on vacation.
When the waiter asks "Are you finished?" "No, we're swedish."...
