Apparently, someone stole the toilets from our local police station
Officers have nothing to go on
Did you hear the news story that a toilet was stolen from a police station?
The police have nothing to go on
An owl goes up to the police station to report a burglary
The officer asked, "Do you know whodunnit?"
What do you call a police station after it’s been flooded?
Did you hear? Someone planted a time bomb in a police station and stole the wheels off the cruisers.
The police are working tirelessly around the clock to catch the culprits.
My neighbor, Mr. Coffee, came stumbling into the police station this morning.
Apparently, he had been mugged.
Russell Crowe walks into a police station when he hears that a cannibal has devoured his wife.
I saw a graffiti artist spraying a police station in a thick font.
There's a giant fly attacking the police station
Don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team
Police stations dog squad got robbed today.
Police officials don’t have any leads at this time.
There's an epidemic of exploding toilets at police stations.
Cops have nothing to go on.
A little boy walked into a police station
"I lost my daddy" says the boy. "We'll look for him son, don't worry: what's he like?" asked the officer. "Liquor and women."
Handing myself into the police station after posting this
Went to the Police Station yesterday and started singing Rock a bye baby.
The Sargent stopped me and said, "No sir, we need an alibi."
After the most historic series of fires ever, an arsonist goes into the police station to turn himself in.
It was his claim to flame
A polish man walks into a police station.
Polish man: help me! Help me! My wife is trying to kill me!
Police man: calm down sir, do you have any evidence that your wife is trying to kill you?
Polish man: Yes! I opened our medicine cabinet and found Polish Remover!
Yesterday, someone stole every single toilet from the Local Police Station.
Today, detectives still have nothing to go on.
Did you hear about the giant fly that was in the local police station?
Apparently they had to call the SWAT team
1 boy was named trouble and the other was called shutup. One day trouble got lost so shutup went to the police station and said ‘I lost my brother’. The police said ‘what is your name’ ‘shutup’ the police said ‘what did you say to me’ ‘shutup’. The police said ‘are you looking for trouble’ ‘yep’
A man decided to stand on top of a police station
The local police station's bathroom got burglarized!
The cops have nothing to go on.
A man died from a heart attack when being taken to the police station
Thieves broke into the police station and stole all their light-bulbs.
Police are in the dark as to a motive.
The toilet at the police station was stolen
The cops have nothing to go on
someone stole the toilet from the police station...
seems like they have nothing to go on
Someone broke into our local police station and stole all the urinals.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
Did you hear? Some one hid a bomb in a police station and stole the wheels off the cruisers.
Police have been working tirelessly around the clock to catch the culprits.
NEWS FLASH! The toilet has been stolen from the local police station.
Police say they've got nothing to go on.
Someone stole the toilet from the police station
They have nothing to go on
Someone broke into our local police station and stole all the urinals.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
The local police station has had its toilet stolen
Officers have nothing to go on.
Someone stole the toilet at the police station last night
Cops have nothing to go on
All the toilets in the police station have been stolen!
Unfortunately, the cops have nothing to go on...
Someone stole the toilet seat at the police station
Investigators have nothing to go on.
Someone stole all the toilets from the police station.
They had nothing to go on.
Someone has stole all the toilet paper from the police station.
Police say at the moment we have nothing to go on.
I saw on the news that someone just broke into my local police station and stole all the toilets.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
Thieves have broken into and stolen all the toilets at the Police Station
Detectives have nothing to go on
Someone stole all the toilets from the local police station!
They’re looking for the culprits, but they have nothing to go on.
Someone stole all the toilet seats at the police station.
The police are trying to find the thief but they have nothing to go on.
Big mystery at the police station, someone stole all the toilets
Now they have nothing to go on.
Thieves stole all the toilets out of the local police station.
Detectives say they have absolutely nothing to go on.
Breaking news .... All the toilets from the local police station have been stolen.
A spokesman said currently the police have nothing to go on
There was a toilet stolen from the police station...
They have nothing to go on
My dad texted this to me today
All the toilets in the police station have disappeared and they are asking for witnesses.
They currently have nothing to go on.
A toilet was stolen from a police station yesterday.
The cops have nothing to go on.
What do police do when there's a fly annoying everyone in the station?
A giant fly is attacking the police station!
Quick! Call the SWAT team!
Somebody stole the toilet from the local police station.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
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