Never trust people who sketch facial composites for police reports.
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Police report says someone was stealing rockwool from a construction site downtown.
Turns out it was an isolated incident.
Why did the pretzel file a police report?
Why did you report the Pokémon to the police?
He was having a pik-at-chu when you were getting changed!
Why did the pistachio file a police report?
Two friends named Trouble and Shut Up went hiking. Trouble went off the path and got lost so Shut Up went to the police to report him missing......
.....when asked his name by the cop filling out the report he replied Shut Up. The frustrated cop asked repeatedly for his name and was met each time with an equally frustrated and louder reply of SHUT UP! The cop got angry and then asked....hey man, are you looking for trouble? The reply back was "Yes! That's the reason I came here....I'm looking for Trouble!!!"
Police report a robber breaking into homes and stealing stamps.
The perpetrator is believed to be male.
Student: Sorry Professor, I’m not going to report my Mexican friend to the police.
Professor: All I want is that you turn in your essay.
A woman went to the police station to report her husband as missing
The officer asked her if she tried using a stud finder
Authorities in Louisville, Colorado report the theft of bathroom fixtures in the city's only police station.
Officers say they have nothing to go on
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Because it got mugged
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
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