I told my teacher I learned a new word, Plentiful
She said “congrats!”
I replied “thanks, it means a lot”
When I was a single man, I had plenty of free time.
Now that I listen to full albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
i got plenty of jokes about unemployed people
Apparently, there are plenty of jokes with maths abbreviations.
What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
My girlfriend's walked out on me, saying she's sick to death of my healthy, but boring diet.
Never mind though, plenty more fish in the freezer.
Where do fish get their money?
Be sure to get plenty of sleep tonight!
Tomorrow we begin a 31 day March!
You know what they say, if you've seen one big building with plenty of stores in it-
I always have the best BBQs. I cook plenty of beef, pork and chicken...
And for your convenience, it's all within the same hotdog!
Aquaman has plenty of fish in the sea.
Although he's not dating currently.
Today someone bought our department a box of donuts and some lotto tickets. The potential grand prize was $3,000, in which my boss exclaimed "Well that isn't enough to retire".
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
I saw plenty of squirrels this morning cycling through the park.
I don't know how they can afford bikes.
I just joined an online site for gold miner dating.
My first search for a mate brought no matches, but did give me plenty of prospects.
French is a plentiful language
It has vowels out the oiseaux
I'm sure there are plenty of televangelists who aren't just doing it for the money
But I feel like a lot of them are just preaching to acquire.
We were driving across state over the holidays and my 4 year old tells us she has to pee. We just happened to be almost to an exit with several gas stations to take her. I proudly proclaimed ‘Urine luck! There are plenty of places to go at this exit!’ Sadly, I only got an eye roll from my wife.
If you're buying a car for your elephant, make sure it has plenty of trunk space.
Donald Trump should drop the ball in Times Square on New Years Eve
He certainly has plenty of experience
I hope I'm the first to say this about the next US presidential election. Last election left plenty of people mad, but we won't have any near sighted politicians next time, because whoever runs in 2020 will have a clear vision of the future.
Because 20/20 vision means you have perfectly good sight.
Pun on a pun: I wonder if RealClearPolitics.com will catch on.
I asked my dad to bring me a glass of water, so he pointed at my aquarium and said "you have plenty" and walked out, and now everytime I ask for water he does this
Why do racecar drivers put their seats all the way back?
They need plenty of
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Edit: Thanks for the silver, friends! You sure know how to make a feller feel stellar
Make sure u drink plenty of milk
There are plenty of advantages to living in Switzerland...
For example, the flag is a big plus
I'm under alot of pressure at work. Just trying to gauge water do next. Luckily there's plenty more jobs in the pipeline...
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My GF left me once I stopped taking her to seafood restaurants
Turns out she was only with me for my mussels
They have the cutest faces... Hands down!
I would like to thank the person who taught me the definition of plenty.
Every time someone is taking a picture for my dad he hands them his iphone and says "feel free to take several, I have plenty of film."
I went to an "all-you-can-eat" buffet, but it was rubbish.
There was plenty of stuff that I can eat which wasn't there.
What zodiac sign always has plenty?
I've got plenty friends
I just moved to a new area not knowing anyone. There's always plenty of friends to drop off at the pool in the morning.
You should really consider doing a job cleaning mirrors.
It leaves plenty of time for self-reflection.
A blind man asked a doctor if there was a way to cure his blindness
The doctor said eat plenty of sea salt.
I called my wife from prison and there was no reception
I got plenty of groans at a party I went to last night with this dadjoke.
I walked around, picking up discarded bottle caps and put them on peoples knees and would just look at them and say "...Knee Cap."
And walk away.
Do you know why there's now plenty of coffee in the Teacher Center?
We urned it.
Forget that 8 cup pot that only fills four real "cups".
I said to my dad 'What rhymes with orange?'
Make sure you get plenty of sleep tonight
Tomorrow we begin a 31 day March!
I got plenty of jokes about unemployed people,
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