A man was rushed to the emergency room after several small plastic model horses were inserted in his rectum.

The doctors are now reporting his condition as "stable".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gurana
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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What do you call a model undergoes plastic surgery?

A remodel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smornanana
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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Coworker got me with this one..

So, we're installing some TVs for a hotel. I notice the protective plastic on one of them has a boot print on it.

Me: Who stepped on that TV?

Coworker: Hmm. Must be a floor model.

The joke was getting bigger as it flew through the air. Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/solventbubbles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2016
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