I thought about dressing up as a plank of wood for halloween

I changed my mind because i would get board quickly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglyoldbob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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A knot in a plank of wood imgur.com/4OARPYD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/avapoet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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What is a tiny plank of wood with nothing to do?

A little bored

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wer190
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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I didn't realise that putting planks of wood in a noose was a capital crime in Italy until an Italian saw me doing it...

and pointed and shouted "That's a hanging offense"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardFM
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2016
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4th of July Dad Joke

We had bought some snake fireworks for my two year old to look at. Our driveway was wet from all of the rain we were getting. We found a piece of wood to lay down so the fireworks didn't get wet. That's when I said "Look! It's snakes on a plank!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kmo78
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2016
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