Murphy (of (Murphy's Law) has rewritten plane geometry

The first law now reads: The shortest distance between to points is under construction.

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👤︎ u/LAGreggM
📅︎ May 06 2019
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Sleeping on a plane

My freshman daughter complained to me yesterday that she can't sleep on a plane. I told her she sleeps on a plane every night.

"Huh?"

"You're talking airplane. I'm talking geometry."

She's doesn't like me any more.

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👤︎ u/farrenkm
📅︎ Sep 07 2015
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