I work at a beer brewery where we give tours. We can dress up tomorrow and I’m a pirate. What are so beer-related pirate puns? I’m at the end of my plank here.
I know this isn’t entirely relevant to the subreddit, but I’m not sure where else to ask. Can someone think of a pun to combine Christmas and Pirates, ideally one that could be used as a team name?
A bunch of us are going at pirates for Halloween, need a bunch of pirate puns to pretend I'm clever.
I'm sure other people will benefit from this too!
I am asking my girlfriend to the Homecoming dance in about a month, and it's been a running joke to be as cheesy as possible in our relationship. For this year, I was brainstorming and I saw a pirate costume in my attic. So I am going to take her on a date to a nearby lake, and then my friends are going to row up in a canoe dressed as pirates. They are going to somehow give her a treasure chest for safekeeping (I haven't really thought all of this through yet), and inside will hopefully be one of your puns asking her. Please help arrrr/puns!
So, this set were mine, ended up in webcomic form. Also, new dad, so I qualify.
Follow the link in my name below the webcomic if you want to read a very short story I wrote which received the reviews:
>This is the most intricately set up pun I have ever heard.
and
>This is absolutely hilarious. I have to fav this. Seriously, you handled the build-up and reveal perfectly.
Give me your best golf/pirate puns. All I can think of is High Tees (high seas) or something about a hook.
Crew: I I Captain.
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
You’d think it’d be R, but it be the C!
They said they wanted a torte to go.
Aye Matey.
Because they always get lost at C.
By using C.P.Arrrrrrrr!!!
Arrrrrrrrgyle!
(in a pirate voice of course) You'd think it'd be 'rrrr' but his true love be the 'c'.
Costco. You can get a 4 pound apple pie for like $12.
Arrrthritis.
" Aaaaarrrr.....she blows."
He likes the "r", but he loves the "c"!
On each side of my buckin head you buckin idiot!!
A buccaneer.
A buccaneer!
Aloe, pop it
A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg, asking “How’d you get that?”
“Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked “How’d you get that?”
“Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”
The sailor then pointed to the pirate’s eyepatch, again asking “How’d you get that?”
“Aye, a bird flew by and shat in me eye.”
The sailor responded with “That’s not as impressive as the first two”.
“Aye, it was me first day with me hook.”
He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!
"It's driving me nuts."
Because their 'Arrr' number was too high...
he had seven c's
Dear Sir,
this is the federal prosecutor's office, informing you that you've been convicted and charged on seven counts of piracy.
Because it's a seacret
The back yaaarrrrdd.
Grandpa: I hate it. It’s driving me up the wall.
My son made this up and I've never been more proud!
He said to the bartender, “Arr, it’s driving me nuts!”
iiiim eighty!
They thought it was cannon to the story.
irate
'P' Without P he'd be 'irate'
AYE MATEY!
But it be the C!
Aye Matey
