Pimps Puns

A list of puns related to "Pimps"

Tax season dad joke: How do pimps manage to maximize their tax refunds?

By reporting all their earnings as Gross Income

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👤︎ u/supra_elongata
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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What have Snow White and a pimp got in common?

They both have to deal with a lot of high hoes

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👤︎ u/DrunkRok
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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If Bilbo was a pimp

He would be Douche Baggins

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👤︎ u/kaoskrim
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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What did the pimp write on his resume?

Certified Hotel Manager.

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👤︎ u/AllusionsIlludeMe
📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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What do you call the few pimps who are characters in The Walking Dead?

The Four Whore’s Men of the Apocalypse

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👤︎ u/LookAtTheFlowers
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why do pimps make good gardeners

They are used to garden hose

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👤︎ u/Jordo32
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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What do you call a pimp with sauce on him?

A Big Mac

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👤︎ u/Outdyre
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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What does a pimp use to put out fires?

Hose.

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👤︎ u/dens382
📅︎ Jul 12 2019
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When the pimp's in the crib ma
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👤︎ u/AU55IEAri
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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What's a pimp's favorite cereal?

Some CheeriHoes

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👤︎ u/Thee1fakemcoy
📅︎ Nov 02 2017
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Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse!

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👤︎ u/Bunit5
📅︎ Oct 06 2017
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522 ‘johns’, 30 pimps arrested in Super Bowl sex trafficking sting

It's weird so many guys named John got together to commit the same crime

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👤︎ u/Karambin0
📅︎ Feb 12 2017
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