News just in: Two carpets have fallen off a lorry on the A38

Let's just hope there isn't a shag pileup.

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Chicken Wings

In response to /u/rsocfan getting Reddit banned in Russia, the following conversation ensued:

> This is an impressive mark to have left on history. I mean, some people cause 48-car pileups on the high way, you get an entire site blocked from an entire country.

> I make chicken wings all day.

-/u/backstagecoffee

>chicken wings

> Your contribution is also important. How else would chickens fly?

-/u/stovenn

Link to the thread containing /u/stovenn's joke

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My dad mentioned their church was trying to get more women involved...

... so they were holding a "nun run".

Me: I sure hope no one trips and starts a big pileup of nuns.

Dad: Oh?

Me: Yea, that'd be a total cloisterfuck.

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