A list of puns related to "Pictured"
Just so glad She's now finally independent..
Then she would be independent.
She sure has a lot of photos in thesis.
Its natural beauty was unpresidented
The picture came out grainy
A pho-tographer
Because it was framed
He took one look at it, shook his head and said...
βYoda, bestβ
Happy Fatherβs Day!
Oeuf
"Mayo-Nose! That's what it's called"
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
I dunno if the Crip-toe currency will take off or not.
https://imgur.com/Qo6lEIa
I said no, I'm pretty sure they're all buildings.
They use pawtrait mode.
Global chaos ensues.
The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
Thatβs because you have low selfie steam.
It was an expensive self fee.
Iβm on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.
CrossFit.
I wish I could post a picture here, but it says, "Dad Jokes are how eye roll."
It's a meta-Dad joke. I'm so proud of her!
Feat sounds like feet.
Turns out I canβt focus!
Unfortunately, they all came out pretty grainy. One of them you could barley make out.
I have one without a filter and one with a filter https://imgur.com/BCc6kx4.jpg
they bandit
A subreddit.
That's me in the corner...
EDIT. Sorry that was just a dream
because it doesnβt have flash
A crack addict.
OnlyTrams
But she still won't admit she framed me.
.. just so glad She's now finally independent.
Now she is independant.
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