Which cranial nerve is pictured here ? (See comments)
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A conversation I had on a dating app. For context, her instagram is mainly pictures of chairs and her name rhymes with chair.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/No-Priority5118
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I bought my Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday..

Just so glad She's now finally independent..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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My daughter wants to do more things on her own, so I told her to put a picture of herself in a locket

Then she would be independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crimsonangel68
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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George Washington looks stoned in this picture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kate_th
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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I have a friend who just finished her PhD in Botany. Instead of math and statistics, her dissertation is full of pictures of exotic plants.

She sure has a lot of photos in thesis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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I found pictures of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved

Its natural beauty was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiva8512
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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I took a picture of a wheat field with a camera.

The picture came out grainy

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What do you call someone who takes pictures of Vietnamese soup?

A pho-tographer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ftaf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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Why did the picture go to jail

Because it was framed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Fox1984
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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My dad is a Star Wars fan so I decided to draw him a picture of Grogu for Father’s Day.

He took one look at it, shook his head and said...

β€œYoda, best”

Happy Father’s Day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g0dfarter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2021
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Me and my french friend were playing roblox when i ended up dying. Later, he sent me a picture of an egg

Oeuf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/123Spaghetti321
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2021
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Showing my 2 year old daughter a picture of herself eating a burger and getting condiments all over her face:

"Mayo-Nose! That's what it's called"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfessorBarium
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?

He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.

"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.

"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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I heard that a gang based in Los Angeles is creating paper money with pictures of the founder's foot's digits in place of presidents...

I dunno if the Crip-toe currency will take off or not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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What do you guys think of this picture that I drew?

https://imgur.com/Qo6lEIa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IseeIcyIcedTea
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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From /r/technicallythetruth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/freakynit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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Pictures you can hear.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kks_fatboy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Got my gf good with this one just now... I showed her a picture of the Mexico City skyline and she said, "that's intense!"

I said no, I'm pretty sure they're all buildings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Gray_Area
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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How do dogs take pictures with their phones?

They use pawtrait mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wherethegoldat
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas.

Global chaos ensues.

The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purpleibanez801
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Doctor, Doctor, every time I take a picture of myself, the bottom of the picture is always foggy. It’s making me really fed up.

That’s because you have low selfie steam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mbfos
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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I got a $1000 fine for taking a picture of myself.

It was an expensive self fee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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I have a pun for you guys, it’s a one liner
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EC097
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Just started my new job as a security guard. The supervisor told me my job would be to watch the office at night.

I’m on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoldaHolda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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What did Jesus Christ do for exercise?

CrossFit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silent-JET
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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I have a picture with me standing and solar panels in the background. Please suggest something punny.
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The T-Shirt that my Daughter got me for Father's Day is a Dad Joke about Dad Jokes

I wish I could post a picture here, but it says, "Dad Jokes are how eye roll."

It's a meta-Dad joke. I'm so proud of her!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeyRidesABikey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2021
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I drew a picture of a black hole. It sucked.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Taking a picture of big foot is no small feat.

Feat sounds like feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4zio
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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I tried googling tips to stop procrastinating but I ended up reading about photography

Turns out I can’t focus!

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Went out and took pictures of wheat, oats, rice, and corn...

Unfortunately, they all came out pretty grainy. One of them you could barley make out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frudedude
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Trying to figure out which picture is better of my son.

I have one without a filter and one with a filter https://imgur.com/BCc6kx4.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kornykory
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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what did the school staff do when a student wore a shirt with a picture of a robber?

they bandit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spycrabpuppet123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so

A subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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I took a picture of a satellite
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πŸ‘€︎ u/j-ke_t
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Wife took a picture of Doctor Hoo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingferret53
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My Dad showed me a picture of him at a REM concert "Look" he said.

That's me in the corner...

EDIT. Sorry that was just a dream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Not mine. But always makes me giggle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alca87
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β€ͺWhy can’t 2021 take a picture in the dark

because it doesn’t have flash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZETA_RETICULI_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What do you call a nude artist who keeps drawing butt picture?

A crack addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nhansieu1
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I'm going to make a website that is just videos and pictures of trains and trolleys.

OnlyTrams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweaner
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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This is a picture
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After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room.

But she still won't admit she framed me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
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I recently bought my only Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday.

.. just so glad She's now finally independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it.

Now she is independant.

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