Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Philosophies"
I try to stop making them but I just Kant
But I just Kant
A man walks up to the still next to him, rubs his eyes and asks “Am I really seeing a horse drinking at a bar right now, or are my eyes deceiving me?”
The horse looks up and says “The only thing you can be certain of is that you exist. Everything else could be illusion.”
The horse was reading Renee Descartes’s Discourse on Method and had just discovered “I think, therefore I am.”
I would have said what the book was at the beginning, but that would be putting Descartes before the horse.
Technically, a vanilla soy latte is a 3 bean soup
What is your favorite joke to tell where the real punch is after the first one fails? Mine is:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You come in here a lot, I think you may be an alcoholic." To which the horse responds, "No, I don't think I am", and suddenly disappears.
It's a joke about Descartes famous philosophy I think therefore I am, but if I explained that first i would be putting Descartes before the horse.
It was a suspension of disbelief.
but I Kant know until I try.
It’s called hands-on learning.
It really Confucius me.
"You're an idiot," I told him, "you'd have done better smoking it before."
But I guess I'm not the type of guy that puts Descartes before the horse.
It doesn’t matter.
Night fell and they were exhausted. The hotel on the map was nowhere to be seen.
They knocked on the door of a farm and asked if they could spend the night.
The farmer said, “Of course, but I only have a small room with two beds. One of you will have to sleep in the barn.”
The Hindu priest said, “I need no material comforts. I will gladly take the barn.”
The rabbi and the politician were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the Hindu priest standing there.
“So sorry, my friends, but there is a cow in the barn, and I cannot sleep beside such a holy animal.”
The rabbi said, “No problem, my brother. I’ll take the barn.
The Hindu priest and the politician were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the rabbi standing there.
“So sorry, my friends, but there’s a pig in the barn, and I can’t sleep beside such a filthy animal.”
The politician said, “OK, let it be remembered that I sacrificed my comfort for the greater good.”
The rabbi and the Hindu priest were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the pig and the cow standing there.
I Kant.
His name was Mediocrotese.
He’s tramsgender.
Wonderful man, terrible geologist
Because they have Descartes!
I said, “Are you having an existential cry, sis?”
Free Willy.
An awarewolf.
It's deep.
He keeps saying ''Oi, Kant''
While we were pretty smart, on game days we often Foucault our soccer tees.
I guess there could be, if not it's pointless.
Scooby: do be do...
He puts on his Socrates.
I just called it the my yard reaction
After all, you can't put Descartes before the horse.
But geography is where it's at.
I laughed more than I thought.
Unimpressed Friend: So, Crates...
We're going to a Kanted house and later we might play Heidegger seek.
They called me Soccertes.
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