What did the pharaoh serve at the party?
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How would you call an eye-catching element of Pharaoh wife's body?
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︎ Oct 19 2021
Did you know that most Egyptian Pharaohs had the same characteristic sound to their flatulence?
They all had their toot in common.
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︎ Aug 30 2021
How are two gassy pharaohs related?
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How can you find a Pharaoh's love room in a pyramid?
You follow the Pharaoh moans.
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︎ Aug 26 2021
What was famously written on Pharaoh Akhenaten's door mat?
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︎ Aug 13 2021
Egyptian pharaohs used to time their flatulence so everyone in the palace would fart simultaneously.
They were required to toot in common.
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Why did the Pharaoh's marriage fall apart?
It was a fault of his mummy-in-law
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︎ May 08 2021
What ancient Egyptian pharaoh never farted?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
The pharaoh of POP
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Why did the pharaoh go to the dentist?
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If I were an Egyptian pharaoh...
My name would be Tootsarecommon...
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What do Egyptian Pharaoh's and sandwich filling have in common?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Who was the most flatulent Pharaoh in all of old Egypt?
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Why did the Pharaoh refuse to believe his son had drowned?
Because he was in The Nile
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What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?
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Which pharaoh are you when you canβt pass gas?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
What do you call a Pharaoh playing a trumpet?
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I once saw an Egyptian pharaoh honk his horn and put his bum cheeks up to the window of his vehicle.
It was a toot and car moon.
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Why didn't the pharaoh eat beans?
Because then he'd be Tootin'-khamun
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What do drug addicts and pharaohs have in common?
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Have your heard of the Flatulent Pharaoh? I am very fond of him.
We have the toot in common.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Pharaoh tried to sell Amway to help offset the costs of his burial tomb.
Turns out it was a pyramid scheme.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
where does the pharaoh go when his back hurts
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︎ May 21 2020
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
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If two pharaoh's farts sound the same...
Do they have a Tutankhamun?
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Why did the Pharaoh and his girlfriend go to a Mexican restaurant?
Because they knew theyβd have a toot-in-common!
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The pharaoh promised workers they would be rich if they bought into his MLM construction plan.
It was the very first pyramid scheme.
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The old egyptians used to bury their pharaohs in several layers of coffins
This is also known as multicasking
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What do you call a constipated pharaoh?
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How did the pharaoh get so rich?
He was running a huge pyramid scheme.
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Did you know that Egyptian pharaohs all suffered from irritable bowels?
Or as they called it, toot in common.
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Did you know Egyptian Pharaohs considered farting to be inappropriate?
Thatβs why the most famous Pharaoh was named Toot-uncommon.
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︎ Jul 21 2019
Which Egyptian Pharaoh had the worst gas?
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︎ Jul 07 2019
You guys hear about the pharaoh that couldnβt believe he fell in the river
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How did Ozymandias became the greatest Pharaoh of Egypt?
He rammed everything that he sees
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︎ Jul 07 2019
Did you hear about the pharaoh who was very frightened?
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Did you hear about a gassy Egyptian pharaoh after a bowl of instant noodles?
He was Tootinβ ramen...
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︎ Jul 08 2019
How does the mother call the pharaoh son to the table?
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Which Pharaoh was known for rarely farting?
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What do you call a pharaoh who rarely farts?
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︎ Nov 08 2018
What did ancient Egyptian pharaohs sleep on?...
...Temple-pedic mattresses...
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Why is a Pharaoh like a trumpet?
They have a toot in common.
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Why don't pharaohs tell dad jokes?
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What did the two Pharaohs have when they farted simultaneously?
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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
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︎ May 08 2019
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme...
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