Egypt his tooth.
King Tootsarecommon.
Because he was in The Nile
Toot and come in
Because then he'd be Tootin'-khamun
Mummy's home.
It was a toot and car moon.
We have the toot in common.
to the Cairopractor
He created a pyramid scheme
Edit: spelling
Turns out it was a pyramid scheme.
Do they have a Tutankhamun?
Because they knew theyβd have a toot-in-common!
It was the very first pyramid scheme.
A toot in common!
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
This is also known as multicasking
He ran a pyramid scheme
He was running a huge pyramid scheme.
King Tootankhamun
He was in da Nile
He wanted his mummy.
He rammed everything that he sees
Tutan, come on.
Because his name is homophonous with "toot uncommon".
A pee-ramid
A long, long time ago in Egypt the Israelites were held as slaves. One day the evil Pharaoh passed a decree that no Israelite could cut the grass outside their house.
The grass grew and grew, covering the houses and making it quite an ordeal for the Israelites to go to work in the morning, which put a bit of a strain on the old pyramid building that was all the rage at the time. But Pharaoh didn't care and the edict still stood. No Israelite could cut the grass outside their home.
Eventually the elders had had enough and called upon Moses, who had a bit of a rapport with Pharaoh, being brought up together and all that jazz.
"Moses, you must convince Pharaoh to see sense and let us remove the grass from outside our homes!" they implored.
Moses nodded, picked up his staff and sought an audience with Pharaoh.
In the royal chambers, Moses approached Pharaoh. "Yes, Moses? How can I help?" asked Pharaoh.
Moses stood tall, stared deep into Pharaoh's eyes, raised his staff aloft, cleared his throat and with a booming voice said, "Pharaoh! Let my people mow!"
He went to the Cairo-practor.
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme...
