Why did the pharaoh go to the dentist?

Egypt his tooth.

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Who was the most flatulent Pharaoh in all of old Egypt?

King Tootsarecommon.

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The pharaoh of POP
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Why did the Pharaoh refuse to believe his son had drowned?

Because he was in The Nile

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What did the trumpet pharaoh do when his girlfriend told him to pull out?

Toot and come in

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Why didn't the pharaoh eat beans?

Because then he'd be Tootin'-khamun

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What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?

Mummy's home.

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I once saw an Egyptian pharaoh honk his horn and put his bum cheeks up to the window of his vehicle.

It was a toot and car moon.

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Have your heard of the Flatulent Pharaoh? I am very fond of him.

We have the toot in common.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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where does the pharaoh go when his back hurts

to the Cairopractor

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How did Pharaoh successfully enslave the Jews?

He created a pyramid scheme

Edit: spelling

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Pharaoh tried to sell Amway to help offset the costs of his burial tomb.

Turns out it was a pyramid scheme.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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If two pharaoh's farts sound the same...

Do they have a Tutankhamun?

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Why did the Pharaoh and his girlfriend go to a Mexican restaurant?

Because they knew they’d have a toot-in-common!

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The pharaoh promised workers they would be rich if they bought into his MLM construction plan.

It was the very first pyramid scheme.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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What did the two Pharaohs have when they farted simultaneously?

A toot in common!

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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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The old egyptians used to bury their pharaohs in several layers of coffins

This is also known as multicasking

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How did Pharaoh get the Jews to work for him for all this years?

He ran a pyramid scheme

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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How did the pharaoh get so rich?

He was running a huge pyramid scheme.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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Which Egyptian Pharaoh had the worst gas?

King Tootankhamun

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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You guys hear about the pharaoh that couldn’t believe he fell in the river

He was in da Nile

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Did you hear about the pharaoh who was very frightened?

He wanted his mummy.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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How did Ozymandias became the greatest Pharaoh of Egypt?

He rammed everything that he sees

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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How does the mother call the pharaoh son to the table?

Tutan, come on.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Tutankhamun must have been the least flatulent of the ancient pharaohs of Egypt.

Because his name is homophonous with "toot uncommon".

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Where does a pharaoh use the bathroom?

A pee-ramid

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Moses and the Pharaoh

A long, long time ago in Egypt the Israelites were held as slaves. One day the evil Pharaoh passed a decree that no Israelite could cut the grass outside their house.

The grass grew and grew, covering the houses and making it quite an ordeal for the Israelites to go to work in the morning, which put a bit of a strain on the old pyramid building that was all the rage at the time. But Pharaoh didn't care and the edict still stood. No Israelite could cut the grass outside their home.

Eventually the elders had had enough and called upon Moses, who had a bit of a rapport with Pharaoh, being brought up together and all that jazz.

"Moses, you must convince Pharaoh to see sense and let us remove the grass from outside our homes!" they implored.

Moses nodded, picked up his staff and sought an audience with Pharaoh.

In the royal chambers, Moses approached Pharaoh. "Yes, Moses? How can I help?" asked Pharaoh.

Moses stood tall, stared deep into Pharaoh's eyes, raised his staff aloft, cleared his throat and with a booming voice said, "Pharaoh! Let my people mow!"

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Did you know they found chocolate in the tombs of the early Egyptians? It was found in the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher!
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What did the pharaoh do when he had a stiff back?

He went to the Cairo-practor.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2016
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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme...

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