I saw Tutankhamen yesterday and said β€œHey, your hair looks wet”...

He was in denial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teraphin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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What do you call it when two Egyptians fart at the same time?

Tutankhamen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesometoenails
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I was born with a club foot...

TIL that the famous ancient Egyptian boy king also had club feet.

So I guess we have that in Tutankhamen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaestroM45
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Why did the 2 Egyptian farters get along so well?

Because they had a Tutankhamen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designatedjohnny
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2017
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