Why did the drowning Pharoah refuse to ask for help?

he was in de Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Did you hear about the pharoah who was really into old vehicles?

I think he was known as Tootin' Car Man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimbobobaboBob
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Dad, how did you know American Pharoah was going to win the Triple Crown?

I studied the Gallup Polls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whiplash1911
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2015
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Big sports news on ESPN.com: Monster Energy is sponsoring American Pharoah

Good to see they didn't passover the opportunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coachlasso
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2015
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Anyone have any Egyptian jokes?

I am in a roasting war and in need of assistance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgper18
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Ladies Man
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XioLungBao
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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What did the two Pharaohs have when they farted simultaneously?

A toot in common!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slammykong
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2017
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Two Egyptian kings fart at the same time. How are they similar?

They have a Pharoah toot in common.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DURPSTER11
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Archeologists in Egypt have uncovered the tomb of a mummy that appears to be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts

It's beleived to be the long lost Pharoah Rocher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philbertagain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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A Mummy

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharoah Roche.

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