The guy says "This isn't a pet, he's my friend and he can talk."
The bartender is skeptical and demands the guy proves it.
The guy asks the dog "What's the opposite of 'soft'?" The dog replies "Rough!"
The bartender remains skeptical and asks for more proof.
The guy asks the dog "What do people put over the top of their house?" The dog replies "Roof!"
The bartender gets annoyed and gives the guy one more chance.
The guy asks the dog "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time? Babe......" The dog replies "Ruth!"
The bartender is fed up and throws them out. The dog says "Should I have said 'Lou Gehrig?'"
I might have to get my back checked out.
Police have no leads to investigate
All byte, no bark
I think that's a bit far fetched.
I wanted a dog that was all put together.
She closed due to terrier-able sales.
"No thanks, just looking around."
You’ve got to be kitten me.
What a bitch.
It Dingo as planned.
Man: "A Chihuahua? They gave me a freaking Chihuahua?"
That's barking mad
It's quite a relaxing read.
A subwoofer.
"Of course they do, sweetheart," I replied, "When Max was a puppy he wanted to grow up to play shortstop for the New York Yankees!"
