Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.
There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What award should the person get who invented knock knock jokes?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
My girlfriend broke up with me when she walked in on me making out with my personal trainer
She said "This isn't working out."
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︎ Jan 14 2021
A person was arrested at the special Olympics.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Warning...."To the person who stole my glasses....."
"I'll find you....I have contacts."
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I personally want to see Radigascar
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︎ Dec 07 2020
A chemist froze himself to -273.15Β°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,
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︎ Sep 11 2020
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.
I've just handed in my too weak notice.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What do you call a person who can't hear?
You can call him anything cause he won't able to hear you.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Kinder Person Award goes to...
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Having sex with a deaf person is like assassinating someone
They won't hear you cumming
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︎ Jan 12 2021
what is the sleepiest personality type?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet
Space X has really taken off this past year
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︎ Jan 07 2021
What does a person who fakes injuries like to drink?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
My wife told me, βYou shouldnβt take it personally if people call you fat...β
...βYou are much bigger than that.β
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︎ Jan 03 2021
As an immune deficient person, anti vaxxers make me sick
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Personally, though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
THERE ISN'T A SINGLE PERSON ALIVE TODAY WHO IS
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︎ Jan 13 2021
What do you call a person with one eye that's sad all the time?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What do you call a person who thinks he or she has not earned enough money?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
If a male person bursts into laughter...
... can he then be accused of manslaughter?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
When a short person waves at you, it's called....
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What do you call a smart gay person?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Batteries have split personalities
On the one side, they are positive, while on the other, they are negative
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Every person you have ever met..
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Person 1: βWill you follow me?β
Person 2: βNo Iβm gonna follow sleep.β
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
The person who invented Russian roulette
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
What do you call a person with no body and no nose?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
For my birthday in mid-January, I invited a few friends over to a highly populated urban residential area consisting mostly of closely packed, decrepit housing units inhabited primarily by impoverished persons.
It's my first slum-brrrr party so wish us luck!
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What does a dead person do to lose weight?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
What does a person who is turned on by tall buildings have?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
What do you call a little person psychic on the run from the cops?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Person in front of me ordering coffee asked "can I have a large house?"
And I said "not without a large mortgage"
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︎ Dec 31 2020
What do you call it when a British person takes a good long look at something?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
My wife was telling me I am of average intelligence.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
With all the personal battles we had to go through last year
I guess we can finally say 2020 won :/
Happy new year people!!
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︎ Dec 31 2020
My wife and I are finally fulfilling my lifelong dream of visiting The Golden Gate in person.
She said, βWhat would you do when you finally see it?β
I said, βIβll cross the bridge when I get there.β
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What do you say to the person getting breast reduction procedure?
I hope it takes the weight off your chest.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
What do you call an agnostic person during the Christmas season?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a personβs aura changes when they die.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What is an Italian person's favorite kind of dog?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
To the person who stole my spectacles. I will find you.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
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