Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.
There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
What award should the person get who invented knock knock jokes?
My girlfriend broke up with me when she walked in on me making out with my personal trainer
She said "This isn't working out."
Warning...."To the person who stole my glasses....."
"I'll find you....I have contacts."
I personally want to see Radigascar
A chemist froze himself to -273.15°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.
I've just handed in my too weak notice.
What do you call a person who can't hear?
You can call him anything cause he won't able to hear you.
Kinder Person Award goes to...
what is the sleepiest personality type?
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet
Space X has really taken off this past year
What does a person who fakes injuries like to drink?
What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine?
My wife told me, “You shouldn’t take it personally if people call you fat...”
...”You are much bigger than that.”
As an immune deficient person, anti vaxxers make me sick
Personally, though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
THERE ISN'T A SINGLE PERSON ALIVE TODAY WHO IS
What do you call a person with one eye that's sad all the time?
What do you call a person who thinks he or she has not earned enough money?
If a male person bursts into laughter...
... can he then be accused of manslaughter?
What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?
When a short person waves at you, it's called....
What do you call a smart gay person?
Batteries have split personalities
On the one side, they are positive, while on the other, they are negative
Every person you have ever met..
Person 1: “Will you follow me?”
Person 2: “No I’m gonna follow sleep.”
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
The person who invented Russian roulette
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose?
For my birthday in mid-January, I invited a few friends over to a highly populated urban residential area consisting mostly of closely packed, decrepit housing units inhabited primarily by impoverished persons.
It's my first slum-brrrr party so wish us luck!
What does a dead person do to lose weight?
What does a person who is turned on by tall buildings have?
What do you call a little person psychic on the run from the cops?
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Person in front of me ordering coffee asked "can I have a large house?"
And I said "not without a large mortgage"
What do you call it when a British person takes a good long look at something?
My wife was telling me I am of average intelligence.
With all the personal battles we had to go through last year
I guess we can finally say 2020 won :/
Happy new year people!!
My wife and I are finally fulfilling my lifelong dream of visiting The Golden Gate in person.
She said, “What would you do when you finally see it?”
I said, “I’ll cross the bridge when I get there.”
What do you say to the person getting breast reduction procedure?
I hope it takes the weight off your chest.
What do you call an agnostic person during the Christmas season?
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes when they die.
What is an Italian person's favorite kind of dog?
To the person who stole my spectacles. I will find you.
What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?
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