Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.

There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A____K
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What award should the person get who invented knock knock jokes?

The no-bell prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/makunahatata27
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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My girlfriend broke up with me when she walked in on me making out with my personal trainer

She said "This isn't working out."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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A person was arrested at the special Olympics.

The person was unarmed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrVegano
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Warning...."To the person who stole my glasses....."

"I'll find you....I have contacts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I personally want to see Radigascar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ETsUncle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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A chemist froze himself to -273.15Β°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,

I think he was 0K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niyi_M
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.

I've just handed in my too weak notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobo4lifee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What do you call a person who can't hear?

You can call him anything cause he won't able to hear you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HussainKegel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Kinder Person Award goes to...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_nikhil_anil_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Having sex with a deaf person is like assassinating someone

They won't hear you cumming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qarasaq
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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what is the sleepiest personality type?

IN-PJ's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/super_dab_boi_22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet

Space X has really taken off this past year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Domundead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What does a person who fakes injuries like to drink?

Champagne!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boofaka
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine?

A quarterback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Vettel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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My wife told me, β€œYou shouldn’t take it personally if people call you fat...”

...”You are much bigger than that.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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As an immune deficient person, anti vaxxers make me sick
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lt_Matthew
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Personally, though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SydneyCartonLived
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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THERE ISN'T A SINGLE PERSON ALIVE TODAY WHO IS

Married

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oakvard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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What do you call a person with one eye that's sad all the time?

A sighclops.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you call a person who thinks he or she has not earned enough money?

Income-plete.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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If a male person bursts into laughter...

... can he then be accused of manslaughter?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blan_Uator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?

A cannibble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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When a short person waves at you, it's called....

....a microwave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XIIXOO
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What do you call a smart gay person?

Homogeneous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/igottabluecoat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Batteries have split personalities

On the one side, they are positive, while on the other, they are negative

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeaconOnAChairMC
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Every person you have ever met..

Started off in-human.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgpitre
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Person 1: β€œWill you follow me?”

Person 2: β€œNo I’m gonna follow sleep.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PenguinMan3188
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?

He ogre-dosed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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The person who invented Russian roulette

Had a mind blowing idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vamplestat666
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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For my birthday in mid-January, I invited a few friends over to a highly populated urban residential area consisting mostly of closely packed, decrepit housing units inhabited primarily by impoverished persons.

It's my first slum-brrrr party so wish us luck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What does a dead person do to lose weight?

He goes on a DIE-et!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What does a person who is turned on by tall buildings have?

An edifice complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Toe_Bro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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What do you call a little person psychic on the run from the cops?

A small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spaceman-Mars
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What does a person with Covid like to drink?

Coughy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arr_jay816
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Person in front of me ordering coffee asked "can I have a large house?"

And I said "not without a large mortgage"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dad_2_the_bone
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call it when a British person takes a good long look at something?

A propaganda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nshah0703
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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My wife was telling me I am of average intelligence.

Now that’s just mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ballsquancher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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With all the personal battles we had to go through last year

I guess we can finally say 2020 won :/

Happy new year people!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LAL99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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My wife and I are finally fulfilling my lifelong dream of visiting The Golden Gate in person.

She said, β€œWhat would you do when you finally see it?”

I said, β€œI’ll cross the bridge when I get there.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What do you say to the person getting breast reduction procedure?

I hope it takes the weight off your chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srkash
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What do you call an agnostic person during the Christmas season?

An eggnogstic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trillerzap136
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes when they die.

Cyan-aura.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What is an Italian person's favorite kind of dog?

Chow..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bishop825
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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To the person who stole my spectacles. I will find you.

I have contacts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?

A cannibble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fractiousrhubarb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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