on a video about Charlie Puth having perfect pitch
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What is a good job for a fish that has perfect pitch?

Guitar tuna

Sorry, this is really bad even by dad joke standards.

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📅︎ May 05 2021
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Ms Wilson, Australian star of the Pitch Perfect movies has announced she no longer believes in Santa.

She is a Rebel without a Claus.

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📅︎ Apr 19 2021
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If one speaks in a perfect cadence and pitch in all languages

Does that make one "intonational?"

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My son just pitched a perfect game in the Little League World Series!

The game was a classic, "threw" and "threw"!

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Gf got me with this gold today...

Gf: Why do fish always sing off-key?

Me: ... They don't know their scales?

GF: Good guess, but it's because you can't tuna fish.

Me: Oh, I mistook this for "Why are fish always perfectly pitched?" "Because they know their scales so well!"

GF: Yeah. You got that...

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(⌐■_■) Bass-ackwards.

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