Gf got me with this gold today...

Gf: Why do fish always sing off-key?

Me: ... They don't know their scales?

GF: Good guess, but it's because you can't tuna fish.

Me: Oh, I mistook this for "Why are fish always perfectly pitched?" "Because they know their scales so well!"

GF: Yeah. You got that...

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(⌐■_■) Bass-ackwards.

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