Did you hear about the pay as you go toilet in space?

The price was gastronomical!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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In England, if you pay money to live in a toilet, you can tell people you're a loo tenant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Croe01
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What do you call money spent on a pay toilet?

Johnny Cash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LenZefflin21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2017
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A short essay on the benefits of beating the shit out of each other β€” A satirical essay based on a single, overplayed pun

In my opinion we should beat the shit out of constipated people because:

  1. Laxatives are an unhealthy way of dealing with feces. On the other hand, beating the shit out of someone is a good way to practice sports activities like, running, grip strength, punching techniques etc.

  2. Other methods of dealing with feces take alot of money. Laxatives aren't cheap in our flawed healthcare system! On the other hand, there are people that are willing to pay you to beat the shit out of you. By using this method you can become richer and deal with your shitty problems.

  3. Constipation requires being in the bathroom for a long time. This can be very lonely for the people involved. However, beating the shit out of others can be done in any place. Your home, the local park, or even the shady street corner! Not only that it's a very social activity, requiring a minimum of at least 2 people, but usually done in groups of 2-5 people.

Although some people might say, that beating the shit out of each other is violent, most of them have never been to a public toilet and hence are unable to realize how much more painful and violent the alternative is.

In summery, beating the shit out of people is a good, legitimate, and affordable alternative to laxatives and is a better, more progressive way, to deal with constipation.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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