How did you find your steak?" asked the waiter of a patron in the very expensive restaurant.

Just luck," the hungry man replied, sadly. "I happened to move that small piece of potato, and there it was!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I was surprised to learn my family had never heard of the patron Saint of e-mails

So I had to tell them about Saint Francis of A CC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hatchitt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Who is the patron saint of copying people in emails?

St. Francis of a CC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarDarBinks124
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Who is the patron saint of homeless dogs and cats?

St. Ray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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My wife drops me off in front of a restaurant in our Land Rover. Another patron notices the car and says, β€œThat must have been an expensive uber.”

To which I replied: β€œtell me about it. I’ve been with her for 20 years.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mckaneorg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Today I found out who the patron saint of silence is.

It is St.Fu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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Shakespeare was hired by a theater to tend patrons' horses...

How did Shakespeare learn all about his new employer?

During its onbarding process.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mookmerkin
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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A man filling his car with gas, got some gas on his arm. He got in his car and lit a cigarette lighting his arm on fire. He flails around and other patrons help him put it out, just then 2 cops roll up...

They arrest him for waving a fire arm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormtrooper-85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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A sister was at the brothel offering patrons some puns,

but they didn't want nun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWYH
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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The patron saint of beleaguered IT support workers should be named Turner O'Finnanegan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mc_tammer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2017
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I've been named the patron saint of Chipotle...

Call me Guaca-holy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCopperDimes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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It required a lot of effort for a man to implement a rule about only allowing large-footed patrons into his restaurant.

It was no small feat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuteMason
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2017
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What do you call the patron saint of gross soups?

St.ew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jdrawer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2016
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The lonely 1-hour photo patron said

"Someday my prints will come."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fpdubs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2011
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Overheard a fellow patron at the zoo

what passing by the snow leopard exhibit he says:

"That's no leopard"

i point it out to my gf while snickering and i get the look

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mhickey88
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2014
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I nominate Tim Vine as our patron saint. youtube.com/watch?v=00dFz…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ayedfy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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Who is the patron saint of email?

Saint Francis of a cc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TabCompletion
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Who is the patron saint of copying people into emails?

St. Francis of a CC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theprogrammerx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Who is the Patron Saint of copying people into emails?

St. Francis of a CC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDGeek
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Who is the patron saint of emails?

St. Francis of a CC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skiftonoid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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Who is the patron saint of email?

St Francis of a CC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timotab
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2016
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