A group of thieves stole the wheels off the patrol cars at the local police precinct.

Officers have been working tirelessly to find the suspects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiabeetusJoe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2022
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Got my 3 year old son a paw patrol car, but it's gon out of gas

It needs paw petrol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hokusaijunior
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2021
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Border patrol ordered 100 DeLoreans

They hope they can stop illegal migrants in time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CustomAtomicDress
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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I took the kids to see Paw Patrol live

Mama troll was nowhere in sight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/handr0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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What do pirates say to warn when the California Highway Patrol is approaching?

Chips Ahoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Therapy_Gecko
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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I told my kid we were gonna watch Paw Patrol, but instead I just showed him footage of K9 units training.

Guess that makes me a papa troll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BubbaOtis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Literal pun patrol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ellaAir
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Who is Meghan Trainor’s favorite Paw Patrol Pup?

She is all about that Chase, bout that Chase, no Rubble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwssoccer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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OFFICERS OF THE PUN PATROL GET EM

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liam-Dezz
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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My wife and 2yo were just watching Paw Patrol. There is a cow mooing into a cell phone to video chat with the team to ask for help for a cat stuck on the roof.

I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."

She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trich101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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[Meta] can we make it a rule that any comment from pun patrol will result in an insta ban from this subreddit?

It is incredibly lame to see the same comment in each and every thread. Like I don’t understand what fun do they get.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tahmid5
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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What do you call a California Highway Patrol Officer with a can of Skoal?

CHIPS and dip πŸ™Œ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiveNatty
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Nickolodean are doing an underwater version of paw patrol starting crabs

It's called Claw Patrol.

I managed to get a groan and an eye roll from the wife for that one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xoke
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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The Pun Patrol thought he had me, but he didn’t get any β€œdirt” on us! imgur.com/a/E4HsWSN
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rbshag
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Paw Patrol sounds too much like papa troll for it not to be a dad joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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A Saudi Arabian captain was warming up his ships engines before heading out on patrol, when the religion police came and arrested him and his crew...

They were charged with "Idle Warship".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cry2Laugh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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If Ozzy Osborne was on border patrol…

Would he be lookin’ for a Mexican man?

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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My girlfriend has been getting really involved in her job as a border patrol officer lately

It has really put a toll in our relationship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeanj8021
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Today I saw six equestrian cops on patrol.

It was a real show of horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_snipeypants
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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When I was young I joined the Civil Air Patrol CAP for short

My grandfather called it the Called it the Civil Regional Air Patrol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zac_is_awesome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2017
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My kids love the show paw patrol

Anytime the song comes on, I ask them were all the trolls are. I never see any trolls, which is strange considering the show is about their papa.

They are only 3, 5, and 7, but that joke is always good to make them laugh. "No daddy, you don't understand...."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suuperdad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2014
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A police officer while out on patrol

A police officer, while out on patrol, pulls a brand new sports car over for speeding. He walks up to the car and sees a large, dirty pig in the passenger seat. The cop says to the guy driving "Why do you have a huge, filthy pig in this brand new car?" The guy says to the officer, "I don't know what to do. My father just closed his farm and sold the land, and gave me his prized pig. His farm was the last in the county, and I live in a small house. I have no idea what to do with this pig!" The officer then says to the guy, "Well, take him to the zoo!" The guys eyes brighten and thanks the officer for the brilliant idea. The officer lets the guy go, and off they drive to the zoo. A week later the same police officer is on patrol when he sees the same new sports car. He pulls the car over and walks up to it only to see the same pig in the passenger seat. "What are you doing?" says the officer, "I thought I told you to take that pig to the zoo!" "I did," says the guy, "and he had so much fun, I am taking him to the movies."

That was one of the two jokes my dad told me all the time when I was a kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eyesick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2015
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