And for some reason I'm losing it. I feel like my mother died all over again.
Are there some landscaping designs, materials that seem really dated and old fashioned to you? For me, it’s petunias and putting dusty Miller in a ring around an annual bed. Also red mulch and white stone, esp. when paired together, bonus points if a fountain with a peeing kid is included. Butt8ng heads with a supervisor who seems to love kitsch shxt.
how many of you educate your patients on their overnight and early AM meds before they go to sleep, so when you wake them up they're like "oh yeah, that one, ok"? it was one thing i would tell anyone doing night shift for the first time to do. i always explained all the meds they would receive in the middle of the night and that if there were any changes I'd let them know at that time. that way they were comfortable waking up, IDing themselves, and taking the meds and going right back to sleep. i hate when my patients blindly take meds. i quiz them everyone, except at 6am levothyroxine lol
I know this might be banned from here. But reading everyone's stories was so interesting and helpful. Thank you all for providing your experiences. I know I am only halfway done but thank you all so much for giving feedback and experiences!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
