7 Hilarious Paso Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Found in El Paso, TX.

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👤︎ u/Eioulloui3

📅︎ Oct 08 2020

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Where do elves live

Elf Paso

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👤︎ u/LifeOfBoblo

📅︎ Jan 27 2020

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I'm... I'm not even mad dad.

Me: I'm home

Dad: Hi home, I'm dad.

Me: Wow, way to pull out the dad jokes.

Dad: I always pull out the dad jokes. One time I didn't and that's how I got you.

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👤︎ u/OneSevenTwoNine_

📅︎ May 18 2014

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The power of Christ gives strength to this church's pun game.

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👤︎ u/classickev

📅︎ Aug 01 2017

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Where’s the best quarterback from?

El Paso

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👤︎ u/HotDiggityDon

📅︎ Jun 10 2018

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What do you call a Mexican quarterback?

El Paso

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👤︎ u/pepesilvia189

📅︎ Dec 18 2017

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Dancing with the Stars

My family was watching one night and one of the dancer pairs was going to perform a pasodoble (pah-so-doh-blé - Spanish). But one of the dancers was injured or otherwise unable to perform, and my dad remarks, "Looks like it'll have to be a pasosinglé."

Goofy grin and chuckles.

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👤︎ u/dodig111

📅︎ Oct 04 2013

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