I'm... I'm not even mad dad.
Me: I'm home
Dad: Hi home, I'm dad.
Me: Wow, way to pull out the dad jokes.
Dad: I always pull out the dad jokes. One time I didn't and that's how I got you.
The power of Christ gives strength to this church's pun game.
What do you call a Mexican quarterback?
El Paso
Dancing with the Stars
My family was watching one night and one of the dancer pairs was going to perform a pasodoble (pah-so-doh-blé - Spanish). But one of the dancers was injured or otherwise unable to perform, and my dad remarks, "Looks like it'll have to be a pasosinglé."
Goofy grin and chuckles.
